8: Popular video games that make you go “meh”. 
Annoying, repetitive platformers like Peggle & Angry Birds. There’s no story; what’s the point? If I wanna play a shooting game I’ll play Duck Hunt, & if I want a puzzle game I’ll play Tetris.

ALTHOUGH. Actually. If there’s food involved I’ll probably love it (see: Diner Dash & Cooking Mama). Or surgeries. (See: That one crazy game where the plot is you surgery aliens out of people.)

Also, guess what: Have never & will never understand the appeal of Banjo/Kazooie stuff, & I kind of hated the one Spyro I played. Deal with it.

12: Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking. 
Battlestar Galactica, & The New Girl. The former because it’s the most visibly nerdy thing about me; the latter because internet is, for some reason, mad about how cute Zooey Deschanel is. Well, internet can get right out. That’s a shit reason to hate something. (Though I’ll readily admit the show took a bit to get its footing. The first couple eps veered way far into awkward/dysfunctional territory, but ffs, so did Parks & Rec, and The Office, so if that’s your argument then sit down. It makes me laugh more than 30 Rock does these days.)

19: A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
Is this supposed to be a celebrity crush that I have that I don’t understand, or a general “why do people think this person is hot idgi” thing? Okay, well, I’ll do both. For other people: Why the fuck does anyone think Megan Fox/Kim Kardashian are hot? They look like they’re made of glazed play-doh. And they both seem to be morons. So gross. Also, will never understand the appeal of Ryan Reynolds. His face is too small for his head.

Anyway, I think I don’t understand celebrity crushes in general. I’m all for celebrating nice faces, or admiring someone for their talent, but you don’t know these people? So. I just. I mean, you don’t know them. I like to joke about how Andrew Garfield is my future husband, but I get the feeling that sometimes people are serious about this stuff and just. You don’t know these people.

I don’t even understand autographs, so.